From the last 30 days, here is a sample of search engine terms that people entered into Google that led them to my blog …
- tired of thinking about drinking
- the upside to quitting drinking
- 100 day sober challenge
- witching hour drinking
- getting sober made me better
- i threw up on my teacher
- can you go 100 days without a drink
- the best thing about being sober
- do i want to be sober
- gigantic anus
- how to fill out the day when sober
- quit drinking and pursue passion
- how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up
- change my thinking about drinking
- jason vale bullshit
- anus belle
- what is the 100 day sober challenge good or bad
- i’m always tired – is it the wine i drink?
I never know whether to laugh or cry …
I kind of like ‘anus belle’, maybe i should get a t-shirt with that written on it. i can wear that shirt in addition to my other t-shirt ideas that i’ll stock in my imaginary sober store:
- “Pick Good Guys, Not Turds”
- “Wieners do not get to rule the world”
- “Cake there shall be”
and my personal favorite
- “Fuck You Wolfie.”