"One Minute Message Wallet Cards & Photos ready to be mailed to you ..."
Every month for 6 months you'll get an envelope in the mail, and in that envelope will be two cards.
Small messages (one-minute messages actually), transcribed, printed, and laminated. Just for you.
They will start here, in my office. I'll feed the envelops, one by one, through the printer, and then the stamps go on — the colourful french stamps — ask me to tell you about how I found these 18 year old stamps sometime!
You'll get one envelope in the mail, every month, for 6 months.
You can do the math, it's 6 x 2 cards = 12 cards.
And I'll adjust the timing each month, so you won't know exactly when it's coming ...
refund: You pay once, then you get mail for 6 months. I can't issue refunds if you change your mind half-way and don't want them, but I WILL donate your cards to someone else if you like.
limit: There is a limited number of envelopes i can process each month and so depending on how this goes, I may have to abruptly turn off the sales if the numbers are wacky large.
no late joining: Once I start to mail these, I am not able to add new people later. I'd be too confusing. Everyone gets the same thing every month. Which means we all start together. Now. Like today.
gift: Yes you can purchase these for someone else. Just fill in YOUR email address but THEIR mailing address.
bonus, for the first 200 people who sign up, I'll include a little photo in your envelope.
from my inbox:
Pilates Queen: "I think we like concrete yet discreet reminders for why we are choosing a nondrinking lifestyle. And..I think most of us hear your voice when we read communications from you."
Leener (day 316): "Once a month now, whether or not i am expecting it, the universe (or Belle) will reach out and remind me in a tangible way that sobriety is good, and that the sober universe is rooting for me. like the other day, my "i have potential" bracelet arrived. i knew it was coming. i ordered it online. you sent me an email letting me know it was in the mail. and yet, still, when i saw it in my mailbox i was not expecting it, and my immediate first thought was, oh god, i needed this right now. i didn't even open the package right away. i didn't "need" the bracelet. i needed the physical reminder that my [secret] sobriety is not all just in my head, an uphill climb for me to do in isolation."
You'll get cards for 6 months - July to December 2019.
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