Did you just roll out of bed after a hellish night and you feel like a bag of shit?
Are you literally, right now at 7:30 a.m. on new year’s day, searching online for sober help?
Yes, you. Yes I can see you through the computer screen.
There’s a bunch of us. We’re doing 100 days sober. Yes, days in a row.
Benefits include great sleep, return of self-esteem, elimination of hangovers. Lots of support. Save $400 to $1000 a month by not drinking. Limited quantities available. Double your money back guarantee if you hate being sober after hundreds and hundreds of days. Operators are standing by.
Are you the type to feel rebellious, and say “Why can’t I drink? Other people can drink. I feel so pissed off that I have to give up drinking. I should be ALLOWED…”
Is that you? (yeah, me too!)
Well, the pouting, the “why can’t I drink,” comes from focusing on not being ABLE to.
But when you flip it on its head, and you turn it into a decision, then you get to say:
“I don’t drink because it’s not good for me.
I don’t do cocaine either.
There’s a whole list of things I don’t ingest
just because other people do.
I do what’s best for me.
I also don’t drive without a seat belt
and I don’t walk in dog shit.
I am taking care of me.”
[Team 100 has 1866 people in it. You can join now — no matter what day of sobriety you’re on.]
What, you want more?
How about this:
Allie (day 38):This is the longest I’ve been sober in awhile … in the last 3 weeks, I managed a 2 week sober vacation, ran a 5K, avoided numerous drunk fights with fiancé, didn’t embarrass myself once, felt proud of myself, had hope and lots more stuff I can’t think of right now … I’m planning a trip for the end of the month with all of my savings!
You can sign up for the 100 challenge here. once you sign up, there’s a ‘welcome’ audio recorded when i was at the beach. completely with obnoxious bird and wave sounds 🙂