I don’t walk in dog shit (Sunday Want Ad #2)

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Are you the type to feel rebellious, and say “Why can’t I drink? Other people can drink. I feel so pissed off that I have to give up drinking. I should be ALLOWED…”

Is that you?  (yeah, me too!)

Well, the pouting, the “why can’t I drink,” comes from focusing on not being ABLE to.
But when you flip it on its head, and you turn it into a decision, then you get to say:

“I don’t drink because it’s not good for me.
I don’t do cocaine either.
There’s a whole list of things I don’t ingest
just because other people do.
I do what’s best for me.
I also don’t drive without a seatbelt
and I don’t walk in dog shit.
I am taking care of me.”

[Team 100 has had 71 people in it. You can join now – no matter what day of sobriety you’re on. Happy Day #7 to Allie, Paula & Dawn. Happy Day #8 to Lily UK, PP & Lilly. Happy Day #20 to Marie. It’s Day #21 for Kriss, and Day #18 for Laura.]


I want to put this online, to hold myself accountable. I want to document the noise in my head. I'm tired of thinking about drinking. date of last drink: june 30, 2012

  • Today is my day 1 as well. 100 days will get me almost through the whole summer. Unimaginable, but willing to start today.

  • How lucky we all are to have your older posts to read, to be able to read what someone else was going through at the exact number of days that we are at, and see that she made it through that day feeling just like we do. Wow! You are holding out such a wonderful gift, and I hope lots ladies will take advantage of this amazing free 100 day offer. I feel so fortunate that I signed up early!! Happy Day 316 belle! You’re the bomb!

  • I guess I’m finally ready to sign up. I’ve tried to do it by following along, but it hasn’t worked. I will not drink for 100 days. Even though I haven’t made it through a mothers day without drinking in several years. (My mom died years ago and I always feel a little sorry for myself) This year I will enjoy my children sober. Even though I am a complete mess today and feel bad for my husband, I will not drink. Erika- Day 7

  • Day 1 all. Thanks for no nonsense inspiration. I know that these first 5 days suck and I’ve always fallen off by day 6. Always. I’m on board. June B.

  • Day 4 and I don’t feel like a bag of shit! I don’t look like a bag of shit Yay!And I am getting more hugs from my kids- it is a great Mothers day

  • Ha! Belle! I AM sitting here at 6:50 am thinking how GREAT it is not to be hungover. My coffee tastes so much better and is actually enjoyable vs. Fuck, I hope this will make me feel better. I’m feeling so good, I’m concocting the best ginger mint syrup to make my homemade non-alcoholic ginger ale that will much, much better without vodka. Screw the dogshit. 🙂