search engine topics

I love reviewing the terms that people enter into search engines that ultimately lead them to my blog. They’re both sad and hilarious at the same time …

Here are some of the best for the past 30 days:

• i’m tired and going to my bed (note: imagine entering this into a search engine, and then clicking the results links … really? tired? go to bed then .. don’t do research about it!)
• tired if thinking about drinking
• how to celebrate 90 days sober
• i am working on a book i will never finish
• “i’ll fill the tub”
• gigantic anus
• ode to red wine
• how to feel after a girl threw up in my car
• shaking and tired day 3 no alcohol
• i am grateful to be a young woman
• fastidiousness or ocd
• when does one start to feel pink cloud
• fucking mom while she vomits
• im afraid ill get no followers
• hope you love my anal
• 5 days sober and craving a drink
• fucked before bed with glasses on
• job i can work in different countries i’m adaptable
• ten things i am grateful for in recovery
• i love my husband, but i’m curious
• belle anus
• can i stop drinking a bottle of red wine a night?
• i am grateful for chocolate
• note to self: you are different. note to self: there are great things coming ahead of you. note to self: believe.

Hope you have a happy Tuesday. This is my 100th post in my 136th day of sobriety. Thanks for hanging around : )