I love reviewing the terms that people enter into search engines that ultimately lead them to my blog. They’re both sad and hilarious at the same time …
Here are some of the best for the past 30 days:
- i’m tired and going to my bed (note: imagine entering this into a search engine, and then clicking the results links … really? tired? go to bed then .. don’t do research about it!)
- tired if thinking about drinking
- how to celebrate 90 days sober
- i am working on a book i will never finish
- “i’ll fill the tub”
- gigantic anus
- ode to red wine
- how to feel after a girl threw up in my car
- shaking and tired day 3 no alcohol
- i am grateful to be a young woman
- fastidiousness or ocd
- when does one start to feel pink cloud
- fucking mom while she vomits
- im afraid ill get no followers
- hope you love my anal
- 5 days sober and craving a drink
- fucked before bed with glasses on
- job i can work in different countries i’m adaptable
- ten things i am grateful for in recovery
- i love my husband, but i’m curious
- belle anus
- can i stop drinking a bottle of red wine a night?
- i am grateful for chocolate
- note to self: you are different. note to self: there are great things coming ahead of you. note to self: believe.
Hope you have a happy Tuesday. This is my 100th post in my 136th day of sobriety. Thanks for hanging around : )
Gigantic anus, LOL. My inner sixth grader thinks that’s pretty hilarious.