disclaimer (bat shit crazy)

if you’re receiving my daily ‘micro emails’ then you’ve seen my new disclaimers on my emails. Usually they’re serious (i am not a professional) followed by something goofy (you should ignore everything i say about everything).

and some readers have been sending me disclaimers.

here’s one written by WandaT:

Disclaimer of Liability

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY CALL 911 or DIAL ZERO OR CALL WHATEVER NUMBER IN YOUR AREA THAT CAN PROVIDE YOU WITH PROFESSIONAL HELP.

IF YOU ARE HAVING A MEDICAL OR PSYCHIATRIC EMERGENCY, YOU ARE BETTER OFF STANDING IN THE STREET AND SCREAMING FOR HELP THAN YOU ARE EMAILING BELLE.

IN FACT,  BELLE, BELLE’S WEB SITES, and BELLE’S EMAILS ARE NOT DESIGNED TO, AND DO NOT, PROVIDE PROFESSIONAL  ADVICE OF ANY KIND.

All text, podcasts, posts, graphics, images, jewelry, baked goods, and other content available on or through Belle,  are for general entertainment  purposes only and not intended to be a substitute for professional medical and psychiatric advice, diagnosis, or treatment.

That said, Belle would like to give you some advice anyway. If you are confronted by an actual live wolf, do not start cussing it out, do not try to shoo it away with rapid hand motions, and whatever you do, do not attempt to take it home and make it your pet!

NEVER DISREGARD PROFESSIONAL MEDICAL OR PSYCHIATRIC ADVICE, OR DELAY IN SEEKING IT, BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU HAVE READ BY BELLE.

IF YOU ARE BAT-SHIT CRAZY DO NOT RELY ON INFORMATION FROM BELLE OR BELLE’S WEB SITES FOR ANY REASON BECAUSE YOU NEED REAL HELP AND BELLE HAS NO IDEA WHAT SHE IS TALKING ABOUT.

In case of Emergency, do NOT break the glass on your computer or Smart Phone.

maybe you’d like to write a disclaimer for me? if so, you can post it in the comments 🙂

Belle

I want to put this online, to hold myself accountable. I want to document the noise in my head. I'm tired of thinking about drinking. date of last drink: june 30, 2012

  • Caution: Adherents to this program will experience better health, improved relationships, more finances and increased self-esteem. These side effects will begin early in treatment and will increase over time.

  • Snort!

    It’s good to laugh instead of cry about the whole thing

    ‘scuse me I’m gonna stand in the street and scream for help now….