You’re still drinking. You’re not sure if you want to stop (yet).
Be advised. There is a bottom. You don’t need to go there. In fact, you can stop right here. The booze elevator only goes down. You can step off right now, here, at this floor. No matter what sober is like, no matter how hard it is (or isn’t), booze is worse. All the time. Every day. And twice on Sundays.
~ Shit Belle says that’s too long to go on the poster-generator-thingy.